Happy F Day! Don't forget dear old dad on this Father's Day 2012. Yeah, he gave you a hard time when you had the long hair, were smoking the weed and blasting the heavy metal on the stereo but that was HIS job! I would be nothing without the wise counsel of my 88 year old father, retired Optometrist and World War 2 bomber pilot. Thank you dad for trying to raise me to be one of the good guys in this sometimes shitty world. Love you pops!

Funny Photo Of The Week

I would like mine with a little less fur please!

Stream of Consciousness: Riffing on the Real Housewives!

Watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey the other night and wondering just where I made the wrong turn in life and began to brainstorm on spoofs of this incipid reality show and all of its spinoffs. I know this has been done before:

Real Housewives of…….

Mayberry
Transylvania
Sleepy Hollow
Springfield (The Simpsons)
Venus (men are from Mars)
Ice Road Truckers
Axe Men
Gotham City (Batman)
Metropolis (Superman)
Zoo York (talking zoo animals?)
Sodom (Holy Bible)
Gomorrah (Holy Bible)
Nazareth (Holy Bible)
Alderan (Star Wars)
Tattoine (Star Wars)
Mos Isely (Star Wars)
Camelot
Pandora

Any other suggestions? E-mail us at aircapitalcomedy@yahoo.com