Here is an idea sent along anonymously. It is an idea for a skit about the Penn State child molestation scandal. The scene is a boys shower in a middle school or YMCA. Several boys begin to sing a song "you don't give me showers, anymore" (a take off on the Barbara Streisand/ Neil Diamond song). While the boys are singing their part of the duet a dream sequence is shown of the boys point of view (very negative) that follow the words of the song, "you don't sing me love songs". As the boys sequence ends you then see Jerry Sandusky up in a tree wearing camouflage and face paint. He is holding binoculars and peering through them looking at the boys showering with Penn State towels over their shoulders! Jerry then begins to sing the Neil Diamond part of the duet, except his chorus of the song goes, "I don't give you showers anymore" and a different dream sequence from Jerry's point of view (very positive) follow the words of the song. As Jerry is singing the last line of the song, "I don't give you showers.......sniff sniff tears cry.......anymore", you see the police arrive to get Jerry out of the tree and arrest him. The end. Too soon? E-mail us and let us know. Nick are you reading this?
Disclaimer: We of course do not condone child abuse in any form. We are just trying to find humor in an absolutely terrible atrocity! If you see something wrong going on between an adult and a child, REPORT IT TO THE POLICE! Don't just tell your superiors and hope they do something about it. BE PROACTIVE! Go to http://www.rainn.org/ or http://www.missingkids.com/ for more information.
Disclaimer: We of course do not condone child abuse in any form. We are just trying to find humor in an absolutely terrible atrocity! If you see something wrong going on between an adult and a child, REPORT IT TO THE POLICE! Don't just tell your superiors and hope they do something about it. BE PROACTIVE! Go to http://www.rainn.org/ or http://www.missingkids.com/ for more information.
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