At my day job I work as an elementary school custodian. At our school we have a boy that just moved here from Calfornia. His name and I am not making this up is Jayle as in when I grow up I am going to be in and out of jail! Another boy in our school has been named Ricin as in the biological warfare agent used by terrorists. Some parents have named their boys Austin presumably after the city in Texas or because they have an affinity for the state? Others have a propensity to name boys after the directions on a compass; as in Westin or Eastin. I have yet to see a Northtin or Southtin but I am sure that day is coming! I really wonder what some of these white trash parents are thinking when they name their chidren! They are the same parents who are dressed in pajama bottoms and slippers as they bring their kids into the school. And we wonder why our society is slowly devolving into something akin to the movie Idiocracy!

 Posted by Tad Jonger