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Friday, January 18, 2013

A Great Joke!

The mechanic and the surgeon

A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
–The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
–”Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?” The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on a Honda .
–The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
–”So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
–So how is it that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?
–The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic ….see beneath the fokd

“Try doing it with the engine running.”

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