“Turd Boy”
Oh turd boy, oh turd boy
You make Mr. John so blue
when you do that thing you do
on the floor and on the walls of the time out room.
Oh turd boy, oh turd boy
What in the world is wrong with you?
Oh turd boy, oh turd boy
Miss Lara put you in time out
to work some things out
now without a doubt
you are not to whip “it” about
and paint the walls yellow or
pull your pants down and make the tile brown
you poor little fellow!
Oh turd boy, oh turd boy
What is going on inside of you?
Oh turd boy, oh turd boy
It makes me sad to think
that the reason for the stink
is that you were abused
by someone very bad
maybe it was your dad
or your mom chose to “use”
and you were damaged in the womb?
Oh little turd boy, dear little turd boy
my heart goes out to you! J
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