Attention Hanes, Fruit of the Loom and Victoria’s Secret: here is a free product idea for you. With the dawn of 2012 on the horizon and Amerika fast becoming a national security police state we now have TSA goons strip searching grandmas, fondling little children and eye raping college aged girls with their irradiating Porno-tron 9000 scanners at all the airports in this once freedom loving country. The time is right to introduce an undergarment line with lead lined privacy “shields” or other penetrating x-ray blocking metals that cover the private parts of both female and male consumers. For the ladies I am envisioning bra and panty combos that cover the nipple/areola area with a circular shield up top and a triangular shield to cover the mommy parts down below. I also envision bra/panty combos with protest messages spelled out covering both top and bottom naughties. It will have to be in the obverse like looking into a mirror so that it can be properly discerned by the scanning TSA agent. Here are just a few ideas:
Left Breast: F Right Breast: U Pubic Area: TSA
Left Breast: NOT Right Breast: YOURS Pubic Area: TO SEE !
Left Breast: U Right Breast: R Pubic Area: A PERVERT!
For the gentlemen I envision boxers or briefs with a little larger triangular shield that covers the meat and two veggies as well as a thin rectangular strip that covers the butt crack from TSA agents with a queer eye for the straight guy if you know what I mean. Protest messages across that area of the underwear could include such time honored slogans as: “homo says what?”, “not here queer!” or “nice try fancy lad!” The butt crack strip slogans could be “not an entrance”, “exit only” or “Hershey Highway closed!” to just name a few of the infinite possibilities! Victoria’s Secret, Fruit of the Loom and Hanes; you have been given a gift for the new year, run with it! If you dear readers have any other ideas for protest slogans please e-mail them to us at: libertyfree1776@yahoo.com.
Left Breast: NOT Right Breast: YOURS Pubic Area: TO SEE !
Left Breast: U Right Breast: R Pubic Area: A PERVERT!
For the gentlemen I envision boxers or briefs with a little larger triangular shield that covers the meat and two veggies as well as a thin rectangular strip that covers the butt crack from TSA agents with a queer eye for the straight guy if you know what I mean. Protest messages across that area of the underwear could include such time honored slogans as: “homo says what?”, “not here queer!” or “nice try fancy lad!” The butt crack strip slogans could be “not an entrance”, “exit only” or “Hershey Highway closed!” to just name a few of the infinite possibilities! Victoria’s Secret, Fruit of the Loom and Hanes; you have been given a gift for the new year, run with it! If you dear readers have any other ideas for protest slogans please e-mail them to us at: libertyfree1776@yahoo.com.
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