I just found out something that has somewhat ruined a great teenage head banging memory for me! The dude that sings for the epic heavy metal band, Judas Priest, is gay! Go figure! I mean yeah Rob Halford wears the leather, chains and rides a Harley-Davidson motorcycle onstage during concerts but man I thought that was totally macho rock star cool back in the day! I guess some of the song titles should have tipped me off such as “Ram it down”, “Hot Rocking’”, “Turbo Lover” and “Eat Me Alive” but man I thought he was talking about banging slutty chicks not butt pirating other dudes! I am shocked; SHOCKED that he is a pitcher (and not a catcher) for the other team! I did NOT see that coming in any way. Next thing I will probably find out is that Ricky Martin is also switch hitter! Not that there's anything wrong with that to quote Jerry Seinfeld. I am not making a moral judgement here. What you do in your private life is none of my business nor the governments business, but man what a dissapointment! I will always love Judas Priest, but certainly not up my ass!
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