IMHO by Tad Jonger

Top 10 Gayest Bands/Artists Ever
(not that there’s anything wrong with it)

1. Culture Club – Do you really want to hurt me? Yes I kinda do! I am just kidding, I really just want you to continue to revel in your own obscurity Boy George. Please no re-union tour, guys!

2. Duran Duran – Please please tell me now is there something I should know and that is……we are ALL queers! Well most of your are I am pretty sure.......

3. Kajagoogoo – What Quagmire would say during an orgasm if he were gay, giggity.

4. Spandau Ballet – winners of the gayest band name contest?

5. Bauhaus – European slang for a bath house?

6. Right Said Fred – Yes too sexy for your (fishnet mesh sleeveless) shirt and too sexy for an actual female mommy part!

7. Judas Priest – Yes, Rob Halford is a pitcher and not a catcher. I finally figured out that the leather and chains thing was not cool macho-biker tough but sado-masochism Village People GAY! I am SHOCKED the Priest was gay!

8. The Cure – Robert……he looks like a flaming version of “The Joker”.  

9. Loverboy – As much as they tried to be macho rockers, they just seemed really gay to me! Mike Reno has to be a butt pirate with those red leather pants and headband.

10. Billy Squire – The “Take Me in Your Arms” video basically killed his career. The pink blouse and prancing around were just too much for everyone including me. Nuff said.